There are 3 options as to what will happen first:
A = I push ZenFish from the Iron Throne:

B = The "cute animal pics" thread gets the most likes out of all threads inb Chatter (currently 368 to 381 from Phil's thread).

C = Someone figures out how to post or like in the "Don't open this thread!" thread. (Warning, don't even try unless you're a hacker!)

Place your bets!