Just spewed off massive chip lead in a donkament to get knocked out 1st off the ft.There is no way to describe how i play poker sometimes unless to put it in the poem.

Here goes:

Hi my name is Sprince and i`m a spewaholic 

(Hi Sprince)

I have a disease and they dunno what to call it.

Better hide my wallet, i`m tilted and i`m gonna spew some cash

Just let another brain dead reg fish station me and woop my ass.

Bitch i`m comin out swinging, 3b till i make your eyes spin

Put fear in all regs, my full tilt avatar Mike Tyson.

Admit it, f*ck it, while we coming out in the open

I do dumb sh*t like triple barrel fish taking 3rd pair to the coffin.

Utilize the blockers, x/shove rivers way too often

Attack all weak capped ranges, when their hand is wide in the open.

The proof is in the graphs, sessions looking like ECG

My evil twin is grinning like :

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So when you see me on your left, with big stack

typing some dumb sh*t in chat

B*tch i just don`t give a fuck

3bet five hands in a row, for a show

even the craziest lags are like "Whoa"

"That guy just don`t gives a f*ck".

Go run and tell all the bum-hunters, i`m bluff shoving

my blood`s Bal-kaned i...

Just don`t give a f*ck.

But see me heads up and you duck

Cause you know, you gon' get stuck, stoned and snuffed

'Cause I just don't give a f*ck!

I`m ill enough to just spew shove A4o for no reason

Cold 4b so much my 4b bluffing range is "freezing".

Snorting, bored when, i play with too much cation

Habitual paired boards floating, overbets outta proportion.

Lose a small pot from the fish, 500bb deep and i start spraying

The waiting list so long you might think "Oh, Gus has to be playing".

Nah it`s just me, and all the regs know imma be spewing

If Viktor saw my play he`d be like "Dude wtf are you doing"

"Tighten up your ranges, even i don`t spew so much"

But when i get so tilted, b*tch i just don`t give a f*ck.

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Seriously, i gotta stop spewing :).