So, I've been posting in online forums for years under various names such as Lotgrinder and several times within the 2+2 forums online community I've created Poker Goals & Challenges threads which ultimately led to me being bought into the 2012 World Series Of Poker by random people I never met from all over the world which was really cool. Still stings I wasn't able to bring a money finish home on the poker world's biggest stage for all you bastards to enjoy.

Anyway, it's been two years since I did one of those threads and I've decided to make my comeback to the 2+2 forums with "Eat, Sleep, Break The Streak." In addition to using 2+2 forums, I've chosen several other online outlets including my own Facebook to broadcast my journal entries.

My entries often explore music, movies, pop culture, sex, relationships, politics, religion, social issues, poker, and contain elements of gonzo journalism.

Eventually everything I've wrote as Lotgrinder will end up on www.lotgrinder.com.

But, the editing process is tedious as everything I've ever wrote is still in rough draft format scattered all over the internet.

So, please bare with me....

Anyway, without any further ado, the opening entry to "Eat, Sleep, Break The Streak."

It's exactly one month away from my birthday...

And for as far back as I can remember I've wanted to come in on that day weighing less than two hundred pounds, having a $10,000.00+ tournament score underneath my belt, and having a $10,000.00+ winning month from playing $2/$5 No Limit Hold Em underneath my belt.

None of that's ever happened,though.

I have failed repeatedly.

Over and over again.

If you've followed any of my threads before you know I enjoy a good WWE storyline or character from time to time and I've managed to transform myself into a real live one that plays in the $1/$2 NLHE and $2/$5 NLHE world.

Funny, I've never accomplished anything of note in the poker world.

Yet, if you combine up all my thread views from certain sites I've posted on it's most likely nearing a million.

So, a lot of you are here reading this either vehemently rooting for me to fail or finally piece off a big donkament score so I'll finally be validated as a real professional.

Whatever the case, you're here reading now.

Just a few days ago someone in the 2+2 "Staking Forum" whined about this post....

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It was nice to see that someone still cared enough to complain about the 2+2 forum's resident swine.

So, now I'm back even after all my threads have turned to ashes.

It's ok, we'll be using those remains to fetilize this one.

In 2014 Brock Lesnar became obsessed with ending The Undertaker's almost twenty five year old Wrestlemania winning streak and introduced the "Eat, Sleep, Break The Streak" t-shirt to remind him of all the hard work and dedication it was going to take for him to ultimately reach his goal. At Wrestlemania 30 Brock Lesnar did what he had sat out to do and after three F5's the Undertaker's streak was no more.

I'll let Paul Hayment cut the promo.

So, this thread is going to be all about destroying bad habits, killing unproductive trends, and ending streaks that have gone on for far too long.

199lb, 10k+ tournament score, 10k+ monthly profit at $2/$5 NLHE here we come.

As always, this thread will contain a lot of my non-poker related writing.

To those of you who are fans of that I have plenty of new shit.

Stay tuned.