The craziest thing happened to me today.

So me and a friend were supposed to go see a Lucy and a girl was supposed to tag along too. She didn't come but she called later at 12:00 am so we can go grab a drink or something. No cool place was open so we decided to go drink at a local poker club. She came at the cinema to pick us up with the car and while driving she crossed the uninterrupted line to park on the other side, 0 cars around and the cops stopped her and took her driving license. That took about 15 minutes of arguing and what not and then we went at the poker club. We just wanted a drink but the girl wanted to play some poker. Her boyfriend said he was really sleepy and took another 10 minutes just to agree to wait while she played and since I didn't have anything better to do, I sat down and played myself. Half an hour later I get dealt 67dd I raise from CO, whale from bb calls and flop comes 445dd. He checks I bet he calls turn is 5o he checks I check back. River is 8d I hit my straight flush check I overbet 2x pot he calls Q8o. I show the str flush and some dealer comes to congratulate me saying I won 1k. If anything went different, if that girl came to see the movie, if the cops hadn't been the biggest cunts ever to that nice girl that wasn't even from around town, if her boyfriend didn't stall 10 minutes to say the easiest yes ever, if the whale wasn't floating oop Q8o and if that turn wasn't exactly a 5 so I check back, I wouldn't have won anything. Now what are the odds of that?