I am weeeeee and i am a poker loser. I like to call myself the algae eater. The purpose of the algae eater is to sit at the edges of the tank and suck algae. This is me. I like to make the tank look pretty. I do just enough to make the tank look pretty and rocks shine at the bottom. I don't like to swim around the fish that are swimming and I could care less with the food that is dropped into a tank. Algae eaters don't die as quick as the other fish too. They don't have to fight for the food for they eat algae. There is plenty of algae.

I like to call myself the algae eater is because my fight was not there. I serve only myself and claim i am really good at poker but I am not. I just suck algae and also suck at poker. I have decided that I love this game so much that I don't want to just be a standard poker player. I also believe that most of the poplulation of poker players are in the same tank as me. They would claim they aren't fish but they really just suck algae.

I identify myself as follows.

Deposit as little amount of money as possible with hopes to run it up in the session.
i devote a few days to good sessions. If i win that session, i am a good poker, if i lose in the session, i am a loser of poker and I go on tilt
I tilt and then donk off the rest of the losing (in hopes to win back what I lost).
I claim i have a good bankroll management strategy. It's great management when I first deposit. It's wonderful if once i deposit, i have a winning session, it's great when I have a second day winning session but when I don't have a good day, i lose.
I win pots. I control pots on losses.
I hate it when I am coolered.
I hate it when I am bad beat. Everyone elses fault
Bad move with me since I was crushed.

I can ramble more but i have decided that I can make a decision to play better poker for a long term +EV approach. I want to make a run for it and learn, study and be real with myself to determine that I am going to get better. I hope to look back at this first post and say and lay claim that I let others clean my tank for me and also be able to teach other algae eaters to quit cleaning tanks and start getting better.

weeeeee